New Age Girls

by Rahni

Over the last couple of weeks I have been inundated with New Age advice. Open your heart Rahni. You need to deprogram. Let the love in. You’re not centered Rahni. You need to meditate more. You need yoga Rahni, try Bikram. Your energy is off. You’re vibe feels a little toxic right now. Awesome.

I’ve had a number of meditation courses, yoga retreats, Kirtan chanting nights, weird yoga styles,  self-development courses, Ayurveda treatments (amazing) and general new age ‘stuff’ appear to me out of the ether. I even had a psychic ring me unexpectedly to offer me advice.

Is, like, the universe trying to tell me something?